👴 Old F*cker Man Winter Face Mask
👴 Old F*cker Man Winter Face Mask
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👴 Old F*cker Man Winter Face Mask
IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE.
IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.
HELMET READY
Goggles go right over the top.
ACTUALLY WARM
Seals the neck gap to -12°C.
PRINT WON'T CRACK
Dyed in. Never cracks.
ONE SIZE
Fits 21–24". Unisex.
Reviews From The Slopes
Best thing in my ski bag
Everything else on the mountain costs hundreds. This cost less than lunch and got ten times the attention. People kept asking where I found it.
My mate bought his own
He called it ridiculous for a full week... until he saw everyone reacting to mine. Now he owns one too.
A stranger stopped me on the chairlift
Put it on at the bottom of the first run. By the top, three people asked where I got it. The laughs were worth every dollar.
Bought one, ordered two more that night
Wore it on day one of our ski trip. By dinner my friends had already ordered their own. We are showing up as a full crew next season.
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